Norfolk is a long way away from anywhere, and if I were you, I shouldn't start from here. By the time you get to the outskirts of Cromer, any distinctions between science, beachcombing, social commentary, writing and animal husbandry have started to blur. When the process is complete, you know you've arrived at the End Of The Pier Show. So, welcome. Find somewhere to park your unicycle. Pull up a girrafe chair. Make yourself comfortable.

Thursday, November 4, 2010

It Has Not Escaped Our Notice #103

This one kindly sent in by Ms. C. R. of South Wales. Please be aware that light houses should be avoided by Cardiac Persons at all times, especially if they are old, drunk, asthmatic and there are more than 19 of them. The End Of The Pier Show shall not be responsible for the consequences of any failure to adhere to these sensible proscriptions.

1 comments:

  1. Contraindicated? What, were doctors prescribing it for certain patients.

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