Norfolk is a long way away from anywhere, and if I were you, I shouldn't start from here. By the time you get to the outskirts of Cromer, any distinctions between science, beachcombing, social commentary, writing and animal husbandry have started to blur. When the process is complete, you know you've arrived at the End Of The Pier Show. So, welcome. Find somewhere to park your unicycle. Pull up a girrafe chair. Make yourself comfortable.

Monday, September 20, 2010

The Maison Des Girrafes Caption Competition #62



One day I'll write a proper blog post again. One day.

9 comments:

  1. No, you can't have a glass of water. Go Back To Bed!

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  2. Oh, how true that is. I'm glad it's not just me. After each season of Dr Who I can legitimately respond by chasing offspring down the hall barking PROCRASTINATE! PROCRASTINATE! YOU WILL BE PROCRASTINATED!

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  4. Dis one here iz all mine. MINE, I say!

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  5. "We were just, um, kissing. There's no law against that is there? "

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  6. "I know you've been reading this essay, but don't even think about it, buddy"

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  7. Is "One day I'll write a proper blog post again. One day." your suggestion for a caption, Henry?

    'Push off Heidi, we waz heer first.'

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  8. It wasn't meant to be a caption. More a cri-de-coeur. But I expect it'll do.

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