Norfolk is a long way away from anywhere, and if I were you, I shouldn't start from here. By the time you get to the outskirts of Cromer, any distinctions between science, beachcombing, social commentary, writing and animal husbandry have started to blur. When the process is complete, you know you've arrived at the End Of The Pier Show. So, welcome. Find somewhere to park your unicycle. Pull up a girrafe chair. Make yourself comfortable.

Sunday, May 9, 2010

The Maison Des Girrafes Caption Competition #54

The author of the best caption to the following will be deluged with the coveted OOFTUG (Order of the Unicycling Girrafe). I've added a caption to help start you off.
Tone down demands for PR, and Vince can be Chancellor, OK?
'OK, OK, how about this - you stop banging on about proportional representation, and Vince gets to play at being Chancellor. How does that sound?'

4 comments:

  1. "Why was I given glossy white paint for dinner? Whaaaa!!!"

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  2. -That's what would say the poor bunny.

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  3. "Dr. Gee's study of feeding dish size, colour and materials preference was a screaming success, once he appropriately controlled for all of the variables using logistic regression."

    OR:

    "Guys! Guys! The little round ones in the square blue container are AWESOME!!!!"

    I believe we have this many winning captions in the above: none.

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  4. Ok, Ok!:

    "A bunny-cat between a cat and a half"

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