Norfolk is a long way away from anywhere, and if I were you, I shouldn't start from here. By the time you get to the outskirts of Cromer, any distinctions between science, beachcombing, social commentary, writing and animal husbandry have started to blur. When the process is complete, you know you've arrived at the End Of The Pier Show. So, welcome. Find somewhere to park your unicycle. Pull up a girrafe chair. Make yourself comfortable.

Tuesday, October 27, 2009

The Maison Des Girrafes Caption Competition #32


OOFTUGs (Orders of the Unicycling Girrafe) liberally awarded for captions to this seasonal picture (Note: 'Excuse me Madam, but does this bus go to the station'? has already been used).

13 comments:

  1. "Hello, weeny"

    "Excuse me, Sir, does this bus go to the station?"

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  2. "Your generation can't hold a candle to us baby boomers"

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  3. Little pumpkin: "Go away, you're not my type, you're too seedy."

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  4. Keep 'em coming. A few titters raised around here - no guffaws yet.

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  5. Little pumpkin: "He ain't heavy, he's my brother."

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  6. Late-breaking Wikipedia news: Courtesy of Gov. Schwarzenegger, I had the opportunity to flip Wikipedia the bird factually in Assemblyman Tom Ammiano's wiki. I had the first Ammiano edit in on the "Fuck You" story. It's up if you want to see it.

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  7. "And then they stick a candle in you. A lit candle."

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  8. Why, thank you. The other thing was just about the pleasure of dropping a small F-bomb on those no-fun keepers of the wikis, one that's unrevertable by their own rules.

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  9. Good for you - keep up the good work.

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