Tuesday, May 19, 2009

Weigh In

Today at a weighing machine in Boots I tipped the scales at 19st 5lbs. This is a millstone milestone as it means I have lost half a stone - or, if it's any easier, 59,236,456,552,232,271,872 electronvolts, sort of - if the pounds are expressed as pounds per foot, since my campaign began several weeks back. Or maybe half that, as I have two feet, simultaneously, at the same time and both together. There. Glad that's cleared up. Closed Wednesdays.

4 comments:

  1. Hooray! With every 5-lb loss you will now receive Bernice:

    http://mtdh.ruralinstitute.umt.edu/images/Bernice.jpg

    Bernice is holding a replica of 5 lbs of fat, product of the Anatomical Chart Company, a division of Wolters Kluwer.

    I would send you the actual replica, but they're wicked expensive, and besides I can't afford the shipping on Bernice.

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  2. Thanks Amy - it's the thought that counts. I have looked down at my midriff and I can't see anything missing, but then, I have a long way to go.

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  3. Well done! Absolutely excellent news! Despite silence, I am following EotPS and your adventures with interest.

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  4. Thanks Tiddles, much appreciated. Tune in this weekend for some hot girl-on-girl action. We sure do know how to have a good time, here in Norfolk.

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