Today at a weighing machine in Boots I tipped the scales at 19st 5lbs. This is a millstone milestone as it means I have lost half a stone - or, if it's any easier, 59,236,456,552,232,271,872 electronvolts, sort of - if the pounds are expressed as pounds per foot, since my campaign began several weeks back. Or maybe half that, as I have two feet, simultaneously, at the same time and both together. There. Glad that's cleared up. Closed Wednesdays.