Heidi: 'What amazingly lifelike tea cosies.'... or...Hen #1 to Hen #2: 'Nah, 'snot a fox. Foxes iz more, like, sneaky.'
.....[sings]..... "two turtle hens and a Heidi in an e-e-eglu."
Chicken #1: "Successfully exited landing craft, now exploring planet surface"Chicken #2: "Probing brain of huge, mute Earth creature. Probing .... probing .... walkies? ... beach? ... On the Origin of Species???
Goldie surveyed her pair of bantoms carefully. "Who says small isn't beautiful?", she thought. "And God knows I'm glad I decided against the cock."
Chicken #1: Well, you realize this will have to go to arbitration.
The dog looked at Henry's new chicken-like crocs, thinking, "hmmm...they won't last long..."
Keep it up, people. Plenty of chucklesome delights so far...
Hoping that a migratory bucket of fried chicken will land in the back garden, Heidi carefully places her realistic hen decoys and scatters the cracked corn on the path.
OOFTUGs all round, I think. Well done, everyone.