Norfolk is a long way away from anywhere, and if I were you, I shouldn't start from here. By the time you get to the outskirts of Cromer, any distinctions between science, beachcombing, social commentary, writing and animal husbandry have started to blur. When the process is complete, you know you've arrived at the End Of The Pier Show. So, welcome. Find somewhere to park your unicycle. Pull up a girrafe chair. Make yourself comfortable.

Thursday, May 21, 2009

Hot Girl-On-Girl Action

Just a quick note to promise readers a weekend of hot girl-on-girl action here at the Maison Des Girrafes as we install a new chookery ... and swoop to the rescue of some ex-battery-operated chicks as they are converted to solar energy. You read it here first. Now, what sort of adverts will Google place next to this post, I wonder?
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  1. The most fitting ad is this one: "Meet Gothic Chicks. Hook up with local gothic chicks"

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  2. Here in the US, land of specious puritanism, I'm seeing ads for hot tubs, hot tub covers, and hot penny stocks.

    Not sure what Ms. Cromercrox would think of the latter .... ;-)

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  3. The adverts I'm getting here are for Hot Air Ballon rides, Hot Deals (Shopping) and something called an 'Unvented Hot Water Course' which allows graduates to 'fit unvented hot water systems in line with Part G3 Building Regs'. Racy stuff, eh?

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  4. Awesome. I've got Water Heater Estimates, Perfect Latin Wifes, and Women's Enlightenment, the Only Social Network for Empowered Women. They're on to you, Henry.

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  5. I just got 'Pretty Indonesian Girls'. Sure. My number's up. But wait? Under that is 'Brother LC800 Cartridges'. Curious.

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  6. I've just got "Star Trek Duvet Covers - Genuine Star Trek Duvet Covers, bedding and bed linen."

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  7. I have Hot Air Balloon rides and Hot Older Women, not necessarily at the same time or in Cromer either!

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  8. Beautiful Ukrainian Girls now join the throng.

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  9. "Hot Brown Women Dating."

    Didn't know that Gordon and Fi had split up.

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  10. Just found out that this page attracted almost twice as many hits than any other on this blog, apart from the main page. I wonder why?

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