Hot regional news this morning: that the Rt Hon John 'Two Jags' Prescott MP, former Deputy Grime Minibus, who stands in relation to Boris Johnson as Mr Gumby does to Socrates, was rumoured to be thinking of buying a retirement home near Blakeney, here in North Norfolk.
Mr Prescott moved quickly to scotch the rumour, saying that nothing good had come out of 'bloody Norfolk' since Oliver Cromwell. Oliver Cromwell in fact came from Cambridgeshire. Mr Prescott is 94.
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